Things That Are Banned In Colorado:

Thing That Are Illegal In Colorado:

1. Going into a discussion about any type of government-funded, LSD experiments as you're then labeled a "subversive" against the almighty drug cartels here.

2. Saying anything involving school safety, as it "makes us look bad" in Colorado. Then, there's going to be less federal funding because it's perfectly acceptable to blame us for gun control laws which are not even funded for enforcement, because then we'd be in another predicament of having to increase the special funding for food aid programs.

3. Anything that takes away the Playboy donations to Planned Parenthood, which needs condom distribution funding for all the human trafficking that seems "necessary" for CU Boulder to maintain a "party uni" reputation. Why not wear Hugh Hefnor silk robes to teach at CU Boulder?

4. Admitting that a crack epidemic exists and is available at every gym here.