TO ALL MINORITIES IN COLORADO:

PLEASE SAY THIS WITH AN IRANIAN ACCENT AT THE POINT ATHLETIC CLUB IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO WITH THE DEMEANOR OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS, WHO ARE MUSLIM, U.S. MARINE AND SERE INSTRUCTOR-LEVEL, DRILL SERGEANTS:

"YOUR INSTRUCTORS FOR SELF-DEFENSE BETTER BE CRIMINALLY BACKGROUND-CHECKED BY FEMINISTS FROM THE F.B.I."