UPDATED: TO ALL POOR, MINORITY, FEMINIST VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/world/2015/12/04/76774902/

FROM THE PHOTO AND STORY ALONE, PLEASE CHECK/RULE OUT SEIZURES, BRAIN TUMORS, CONCUSSIONS, THYROID IMBALANCES, HEAVY METAL POISONING, AND FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME IN THE WOMAN. NOTICE HER NOTICEABLY ASSYMETRICAL EYES, WITH A BULGING RIGHT EYE, POSSIBLY FROM NERVE/TUMOR ISSUES. PLEASE HAVE A PSYCHIATRIST RESEARCH HER FINANCIAL ACTIVITIES, FOR TEN YEARS TO RULE OUT BIPOLAR DISORDER, AND DRUG-INDUCED PSYCHOSIS.

***SHE STOLE/EMBEZZLED/MISAPPROPRIATED 500,000 BRITISH POUNDS, WHICH IS CURRENTLY EQUIVALENT TO $755,550 U.S. DOLLARS RIGHT NOW. IT HAS TO BE PUT DOWN/RECORDED, FOR ALL HOMELAND SECURITY RECORDS, IN THE EXACT EXCHANGE RATE AMOUNT, IN U.S. DOLLARS, AT THE TIME OF ILLEGAL TRANSACTION/WITHDRAWAL, SINCE THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES FLUCTUATES. THIS WILL IMPACT HER SENTENCING. CHECK WITH THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY'S APPROVED, CURRENCY CONVERSION CALCULATOR.***