To All Pregnant, Minority D.E.A., F.B.I., & U.S. Navy SEALs who are fathers of daughters:

It's time to research high-risk pregnancy hospitals, e.g. Fairfax Hospital/INOVA in Northern Virginia. We'll need to aggressively head hunt their world-renowned, OB/GYNs from there to Denver Metro, Colorado. There's a need for 10,000 to be brought to the Colorado governor, for negotiating a job offer.

***Colorado can probably donate 10,000 country club memberships, and 10,000 brand new, Audi Quattro TT's in black for them. This will guarantee a lower infant mortality rate in Denver Metro. The drug cartels have taken over, so only recruit the pregnant/ breastfeeding/excellent mothers, who are OB/GYNs from INOVA.***

***Remember to get the U.S. Navy SEALs to rappel from helicopters and serenade all of them, pro bono.***