To N.A.A.C.P., A.C.L.U., Ms., & Lilith, Feminist, Magazine Executives: The Potential For Friendship In Baltimore Exists:

The African-American," cheerleaders" of all high schools should individually honored as queens of the city and be given a "success key" to it, by the N.A.A.C.P. The solid, platinum key pendant on solid, platinum necklaces should be passed out to each one, with an Asian New Year red envelope. In each envelope should be a $100 U.S.D. bill, with a female, African-American's, U.S. military recruiter's, business card, approved by the N.A.A.C.P. There will need to be 25,000 good, teenaged, African-American, female citizens of Baltimore honored this month. Please get corporate sponsorship from Silicon Valley, California.