To All Minority, Female, Enlisted Petty Officers:

Today, I need to trip over my own ego, in order to ensure that I represent well for all female, minority petty officers. My ego's growing to match the size of my former Lieutenant's. I am fondly reminiscing about how awesome I truly am, because I was able to" fill in" for him at times. Now, the entire barrios, ghettos and internment camps I grew up in will need to become U.S. Admirals.

Everyone will become, at the least, my former Lieutenant now. I even nicknamed the baby next door "Captain Adorable." Before the end of the month, I hope we can manage to properly inflate every minority, female, enlisted sailor's ego, to, at least, apply for scholarships to C.T.U. and DeVry for an I.T./engineering/business administration degree. Once we all apply, we'll need to fly in veterans who are class-action attorneys, to "recommend" and "assist" this category become the most empowered, literate future Presidents of the U.S. We can never have enough Presidents in our country.