TO ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS: POPE PROTOCOL: EAT WELL, AND BE YOURSELF:

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IT'S BEST TO WEAR YOUR NATURAL BODY TO SEE THE POPE. HE DOESN'T, HOPEFULLY, ENCOURAGE ANOREXIA OR UNNECESSARY, COSMETIC, PLASTIC SURGERY. WHO NEEDS TO HAVE OUR PLASTIC SURGERY-HAPPY, UNITED NATIONS' LEADERS REPRESENTING FOR ALL IMPOVERISHED MINORITIES? DONALD TRUMP AND HIS DAUGHTERS' ARE NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS "JUDGE JUDY'S." REMEMBER HOW CARLA BRUNI, FRANCE'S FORMER FIRST LADY ACTED RACIST TOWARDS OUR AMERICAN FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA?