To C.I.A., N.S.A., N.C.I.S., F.B.I. & D.E.A. S.O.D.:

Please bring all the staff that I worked with at Falls Church, Virginia's Pier One Imports to N.C.I.S. Please also include the pedophile assistant manager, a Caucasian male, the long-haired, young (teenager, at the time) Asian-American, female cashier who somehow "forgot" to charge a $5,000 purchase for a customer, possibly on purpose. The general manager (who has a lookalike) isn't to be trusted. He acted sexually inappropriate towards me, when he gave me a ride home once, as a sixteen year-old employee.

***Also, please bring the Russian, foreign national, ex-boyfriend of the U.S. General's daughter (a former coworker of mine) into N.C.I.S. Please include all of his people also. The U.S. General did not approve of him, or his circle, and I feel there might be a connection to that lookalike of my Admiral with that Russian foreign national.***