Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Updated: To Pentagon Recruiters: Attracting Millennial Students For College Internships:

http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20140911-open-office-victims-push-back

Have a group of elliptical machines in a pod, grouped together in a large "exercise conference room," a large flat-screen television, with ROKU/cable tv available. This provides a healthier, social meeting opportunity for Millennials. Don't forget they're young and naturally need more outlets for their feelings. It's best to help them develop healthy, collaborative, working relationships with each other.

Create a community fridge, food pantry at work with healthy, quick lunch supplies for them. Think light soups (for microwaving), making them a weekly, hot, grilled, panini roll, and a fresh, organic, triple-washed, mixed baby kale salad kit. Serve them quick, healthy lunches once per week, yourself, as they will feel important from those "inclusive, loving-kindness" weekly meetings.

Also, always try to get them into all possible (rated R) movie/play auditions, as extras/crew assistants. This will boost employee retention rates, for the college interns you want to attract from Silicon Valley. They love attention, attending, and being part of fashion shows, for both men and women. Always try to get them into both, as free attendees, or as volunteer/paid assistants.

***Make sure you're allied with eco causes, similarly to Al Gore. Circulate petitions for higher management to create a battery recycling bin and switch to only rechargeable batteries, for instance.***

***They want the new, red, Ducati motorcycle, and new, red, Subaru CrossTrek Hybrid Electric, automatic transmission, as a sign-on bonus to the Pentagon internships.***

***On a tight budget, get them free annual, transportation passes in Melbourne, Australia and house them for one year, living where I was when I first arrived there, next to the Sports events venue, in downtown, on Bourke Street. Ask Telstra's relocation departments. They can be remote/overseas workers. Have the U.S. military combat pilots fly them in, so they can feel important.***

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***Since they never had current/former, Secret Service agents, they should naturally have your former Secret Service Director personally arrange their relocation and house hunting for overseas, remote worker visas in Melbourne or right next to Sydney Opera House/Darling Harbor areas. Remember, location, location, location (say this in a aristocraticic, Parisian accent, while looking like Olivier Martinez, as a Pentagon recruiter).***

***Watch Olivier Martinez "Der Medicus" interview on YouTube."


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