Thursday, April 30, 2015

Cat Care Society, Lakewood, Colorado: Cat Sponsors Needed Urgently

Cats from the Blackstreet I grew up in could do the following skill sets:

-Use the toilet

-Notify their owner that they need it flushed, right afterwards

Therefore, all homeless cats need a CV, and resume for job hunting.

Objectives section at the top of their resumes should say:

Need a loving owner, to carry me and call me "Cream Puff." Preferring only dry shampoo, the catnip-scented type. Will need to mostly play with all toys, and be a lap cat. Am trained in finding all items in the dark. Some call me a ninja cat. I wear a bell on breakaway collar usually. It has to be reflective for my own personal safety.

Lakewood Cat Society Wish List:

***Some cats have the exact same eye colors as Frank Sinatra or Derek Jeter.***

http://www.catcaresociety.org/how-to-help/our-wish-list

PetsMart in Highlands Ranch, Colorado has an orange tabby cat, who looks similar to the Friskies cat model. Casablanca modeling recruiters may be needed there, just to confirm this on the homeless cat's resume/CV.

1098C Tax Deduction Form Available For You Here With Donated Vehicles, RV's, and Boats:

http://www.catcaresociety.org/how-to-help/cars-for-cats

***The vehicle doesn't need to run. A tow truck driver can be available for bringing in any donated vehicles.***

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