Updated: To All U.S. Navy, Veterans, Battered, Somali-American, Muslim, Illiterate Grandmothers:

In the entire state of Maine, we will need 500,000 who are our Muslim, Somali grandmothers to be given four-year, university scholarships. For the coronation, living door wreaths, let's create an orchid flower collection in a giant heart shape. Please discuss their honorary JST/Smart Transcripts with Harvard University. Please fly in 10,000 African-American, U.S. Navy SEALs to Harvard University, with Condi Rice's approved Wounded Warriors.