To Ms., Lilith Feminist Magazine Executives: Building A Stronger Alliance With West Virginia's Feminists:

Please go get Baby Jessica, who fell down a well in West Virginia, to get her and 1,000 of her poor Millennial/Gen X female law enforcement  colleagues, classmates and friends a free trip to the Canary Islands. Also, please make sure we host an interfaith, feminist (FULL SCHOLARSHIPS FOR: Ph.D in STEM-related subjects from universities approved by Harvard Medical School) scholarship fundraiser every week at the Head Start programs, Christian homeschooling places, to interfaith women in law enforcement, throughout West Virginia.