To All Democrats: Hillary Clinton Campaign Fundraiser Needed:

Please make sure that Hillary's stylist receives 100% pure hyaluronic moisturizer, Kinerase moisturizers, IMAGE line sunblocks, light, weekly lactic acid facial kits and a pro bono team of 25 (diamond point microdermabrasion specialists) estheticians. Also, Hillary's wardrobe will need to be personally and completely updated for free by Armani. Her hair requires more organic hair products with silk protein. On the campaign trail, remember that she needs to be frequently pictured next to large groups of her own racially diverse,  interfaith faith leaders' team of all religions.