To All U.S. Navy Petty Officers & Ms., & Lilith, Feminist Magazine Executives: Please Investigate All Secret Service, Including All Former Secret Service Agents:

I think the world would be safer if Jim Webb were the chosen President, because he's a former Republican and combat veteran. He lives right across the street from my former high school. I respect that he probably could be his own Secret Service agent, as a result of being able to physically survive that dangerous area.

However, poor Democrats may need to back more corrupt Democrats who profitted from the assassinations of America's diplomats. Hillary Clinton could actually lead to the deaths of Egyptian-American diplomats and their families that attended my elementary school.

I just can't trust Hillary Clinton now, and think all the Presidential candidates are going to need to regain every Muslim-American's trust in our U.S. military and federal government. Now, I have personally experienced this Obama Administration, which lacked feminist, minority, enlisted veteran, inclusive, federal law enforcement funding.

They do have the success of passing the Domestic Violence Act though. This is probably why I'm still alive, even though I've been repeatedly raped by so many in positions of trust and prominence. As I look at this President, I realize that African-American women are mostly unable to survive American society, and we better just create a wax museum statue of every African-American leader, since they keep getting assassinated.

Finally, I don't believe the President needs any Secret Service agents who have sexually abused or harassed his own wife and daughters. Half of them will need to be taken to U.S. military tribunals with immediate death penalties this week. They should not trust the male, Caucasian, Secret Service agents alone with the First Family. I think Chelsea Clinton's former Secret Service agents will need to be reviewed for drugging her and deliberately surrounding her with rapists.