UPDATED : To All Battered, Female Minorities:

Everyday, just to "vaccinate" yourself against deliberate saboteurs, look in the mirror at your own gorgeous reflection, and point two fingers at your eyeballs. Then, mentally envision yourself as an entire Navy SEAL team rolled into one body, entering Gitmo for a successful round of interrogations.

This is the only way to make it in the D.C. Metro ghettos, barrios and internment camps, and in any U.S. military environment. Remember, every morning, no matter what, your holy, GODDESS SHIVA presence is needed to guide every U.S. military missile, even metaphorical ones, in support of Old Dominion. Jim Webb IIMMEDIATELY needs to know certain non-Virginians in the state of Colorado.