TO POOR MUMS IN GEORGIA:

SUGAR-FREE, SOUTHERN PECAN PIE SHOULD BE MADE INTO QUINOA, PROTEIN AND CALCIUM MUFFINS. ICE THE MUFFINS WITH FAT-FREE, PASTEURIZED, RICOTTA CHEESE, BLENDED WITH FAT-FREE, PASTEURIZED, GREEK YOGURT, FIG PUREE AND STEVIA.

THIS CAN BE SERVED ALONGSIDE CHAI SCONES, MEXICAN, SPICY CHOCOLATE BISCOTTI, AND CELESTIAL SEASONING'S BENGAL SPICE TEA, WITH CONDENSED, FAT-FREE, NONFAT, STEVIA-SWEETENED MILK.

TRY TO GATHER EVERYONE AGE 8 AND UP INTO BREAKFAST TEA PARTIES EVERY SINGLE DAY, TO CHECK ALL THE CHILDREN FOR PREGNANCY, WITH DIABETIC SOCIAL WORKERS.

***THEY'RE GOING TO NEED THE DIABETIC VERSION OF EVERYTHING, BECAUSE DEHYDRATED, KALE CHIPS AREN'T VERY GOOD. QUINOA FLOUR, FAT-FREE, SALT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE, GERMAN, SOFT PRETZELS WITH SUGAR-FREE, FAT-FREE, VANILLA BEAN, MATCHA GREEN TEA POWDER AND STEVIA, YOGURT DIPS SHOULD BE INCLUDED FOR THE ADULTS. FOR THE SAVORY SOFT PRETZELS: WRAP HALF THE QUINOA FLOUR, SOFT PRETZEL DOUGH AROUND THE PART-SKIM, PASTEURIZED, JALAPENO, MEXICAN CHEESE STICKS. THE OTHER HALF CAN BE WRAPPED AROUND VEGAN, CHORIZO SAUSAGES.***

***IF EVERYONE HAS A BIT OF HEALTHIER SWEETS EVERYDAY, THEN WE WON'T BE HAVING TOO MUCH OF THE NON-SUGAR-FREE DESSERTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.***

***IF EVERYONE IS AT A BREAKFAST TEA PARTY FOR AN HOUR PER DAY, EVERYDAY, WE CAN PREVENT MORE BABY MOSES NEWBORN BABIES FROM BEING ABANDONED UNDER A SIDEWALK IN WINTERTIME.***