TO ALL BATTERED, POOR, FRENCH MUMS:

INSTEAD OF FUNDRAISERS FOR MORE RECYCLING PLANTS, FOR PARISIAN MUMS, WITH FAIR WAGES, THESE CRACK ADDICTS IN PARIS DECIDED TO RIOT AND ROB SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OF THEIR CRITICAL, HOLIDAY PROFITS, ON THE VERY HEELS OF THE MULTIPLE, TERRORIST SHOOTINGS.

PLEASE BLACKBALL THESE FRENCH, CHILD MOLESTERS IMMEDIATELY, AS THEY ARE STARVING THE POOR CHILDREN WHO, UNFORTUNATELY, ARE HUMAN TRAFFICKED BY THESE RIOTERS. THEY'RE NOT GUARDIANS OF THE ENVIRONMENT, WHILE ROBBING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES, TO BRING IN MORE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS.

***THEY MUST BE THE POSHEST, MARIE ANTOINETTES TO INJECT CRACK COCAINE, WHILE PRETENDING TO PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT FOR THE LATCHKEY ORPHANS THEY REPEATEDLY HUMAN TRAFFICK, TO MAINTAIN THEIR LOOKS.

WASN'T IT BETTER FOR THEM NOT TO DO CRACK IN THE FIRST PLACE? THEN, THEY GET SO MANY TCA PEELS, THEIR METH AND CRACK FACES ACTUALLY LOOK MELTED OFF. THESE "HUNGER GAMES" CAPITAL SOCIALITES OF PARIS ARE MADAME NHU'S.

YOU ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED A FREAK BY THEM IF YOUR EYEBROWS, FOREHEAD MOVE, SINCE EVERYONE "NEEDS" TO HAVE BOTOX AND FETUS STEM CELLS INJECTED INTO THEM, TO "PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT FROM CLIMATE CHANGE." IN AMERICA, THE ENLISTED SHOULD REFER TO THEM AS "BIPSY BOPSIES."***