UPDATED: TO ALL F.D.A., AND ALL WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

SALT-FREE, 98% FAT-FREE/MORE FOR CANNED, JARRED FOOD ITEMS SHOULD BE 95% OF THE WAL-MART SELECTION IN THE GENERIC BRAND.

***CHINESE SALT WITH PLASTIC NANOPARTICLES WILL NEED TO BE LOOKED FOR, EVERY HOUR AT ALL WAL-MART LOCATIONS. A TEAM OF 5 MILLION MEDICAL DOCTORS NEED TO BE EMPLOYED AT WAL-MART TO OVERSEE THIS OPERATION.***

***WAL-MART NEEDS TO RE-INVESTIGATE THE SAFETY OF ALL CRYSTAL WARE, FOR LEAD POISONING RISKS.***