TO N.A.A.C.P. MUMS:

THE BLONDE, HIPPIE-DRESSED, ARYAN, HARASSING, DEEP-VOICED, ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, FEMALE CASHIER AT HIGHLANDS RANCH, COLORADO WAL-MART THIS SUMMER, WHEN I BOUGHT GARDENING SUPPLIES, PLANTS, WAS HIRED TO SUPERVISE OUR FOODS, AND BEVERAGES BY NOW. I HOPE EVERY CASHIER THERE CAN BE RE-APPROVED BY THE N.A.A.C.P. FEMINISTS.