To A.C.L.U., N.A.A.C.P., Ms., Lillith, Feminist Magazine Executives, N.R.A. & Focus On The Family: MAINE INTERFAITH WILD TURKEY HUNT FOR CHARITY:

We're going to require an interfaith, wild turkey hunt for charity every year. The NRA and all Maine law enforcement should be supervising this, for safety reasons.

The female, minority, EBT/WIC Mums in Maine should be given free, donated NRA literacy, funds, supplies, 500,000 quality of new, FORD F-350 pick-up trucks, ten years worth of free ammunition, 500,000 new, hunting rifles, and 500,000 quantity of both: night-vision, thermal imaging, water-proof hunting rifle scopes, and water-proof, goggles with night vision, and thermal imaging.

They will also need:

- 500,000 quantity of brand new, deep freezers, each the size of a standard refrigerator, upright, with double doors, stainless steel, energy-saver models only.

-500,000 prefabricated, dome building kits, each 5,000 square feet in size, for their personal homes, Christian home schools, and orphanages. It must be wheelchair accessible, for their elderly poor families and friends.

-Annually, fifty cords of seasoned, pre-split, firewood delivered to each of their homes and stacked where they need it, close by their front door entrances of their dome homes

-A new, UPS generator, with lockable, shed, metal, including four, large exterior doors to open for safe ventilation, 1,000 square feet in size (for weather-proof shed size), pre-fabricated (pre-wired) for lighting, a deep freezer, a UPS generator, with an XL-sized, new Maytag washer, and dryer

-New, Polartec, long, thermal underwear, winter socks, winter boots with removable liners, rated for -30°F, and two sets of new snow tires

-A fleet of Zip Cars for Maine, owned and managed by them:

One million, free, Subaru Hybrid-Electric, Cross Trek sedans, with studded, winter, run flat tires by Pirelli. Each vehicle will need eight sets of those tires free. Please get the highest-rated, performance (higher-level, most rugged, off-road, suspension) packages on tires and vehicles. Half (500,000 quantity) should be automatic transmissions, and the other half (500,000) will need to be Tiptronic, with both automatic and standard/manual transmission capabilities. They should all be in RACE FOR THE CURE, SUSAN G. KOMEN PINK AND WHITE, WITH ONE WHITE, REFLECTIVE, LARGE, RIBBON PAINTED ON THEM, ON EACH SIDE, DRIVER'S DOOR, FRONT PASSENGER'S DOOR, PROFESSIONALLY.

Please have this all delivered to Grammy, Rebecca/Becca Rier's Catholic Church in Lubec, MAINE by midnight, on Mothers' Day, May 10, 2015.