To All U.S. Navy, Minority, Feminist Petty Officers:

Please make sure to give the vice law enforcement who look "Aryan" autographed books by Dean R. Koontz about Nazis, mind control and time travelling for "book groups" on meetup's site, and in all briggs. I think there's a theme in their mind control drug distribution organizations, where they use that specific novel to encrypt their data centers.