To All Democrats From The U.S. Navy:

Iowa is Hog heaven for GOP hopefuls
http://www.cnn.com//2015/06/06/politics/iowa-gop-roast-and-ride/index.html

Now, the Democratic candidates must show up at a similar event with females selected to become U.S. Army Rangers, female triathletes, and female, minorities who supported U.S. Delta Special Forces. They'll all need to tactically rappel from helicopters, with large weaponry (bazooka-sized, and larger) to show their own "guns" also.