To All West Virginian, Battered Women:

It's critical that before Pres. Obama gets to demonize more safe, female, gun owners, in law enforcement, that we get the females from the U.S. Marshals to assist the N.R.A. in hosting feminist, domestic violence awareness workshops in both Spanish and English. It's best to train all the female children from age three in West Virginia to become our future presidential candidates, our U.S. Marshals, Harvard Medical School professors, or future U.S. Admirals.