To N.A.A.C.P., A.C.L.U., & All Minority Veterans:

I hope we can get female, minority, feminist  mechanics to check the accuracy of all the electronic tire pressure gauges at Highlands Ranch, Wal-Mart. Please send N.A.A.C.P. and D.E.A.-approved ones who are non-atheists, to reorganize their automotive section there. Please issue 1,000 free ones to C.S.P. to review for all female, minority, disabled, battered veterans. The $8 Sport Gauge electronic one is the wrong choice for us. It's best to hire BBB-approved mechanics to overhaul the entire automotive section and make the purchasing decisions in that specific department for Highlands Ranch, Colorado's Wal-Mart.