TO ALL FEMALES IN ILLINOIS:

http://abc7chicago.com/news/3-teenagers-shot-outside-south-side-school/1071832/

EVERYONE WITHIN A 100-MILE RADIUS OF THIS HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTING LOCATION WHOSE MALE, OVER AGE 14, WILL NEED TO BE RETINALLY-SCANNED AND LEGITIMATELY DRUG-TESTED, TWICE PER MONTH, FOR TEN YEARS UNTIL THEY TURN OVER EVERY SINOALOA DRUG CARTEL MEMBER IN THE AREA.