TO ALL JEWISH, FEMINIST, LAW ENFORCEMENT IN DENVER AND D.C. METRO:

ONE OF MY EVERGREEN RODEO NEIGHBORS, A CALIFORNIAN RENTER OF PAT'S HOUSE, WHO HAD A BABY, RESEMBLED MS. BOUGHMAN FROM MY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL IN FALLS CHURCH, VIRGINIA. PLEASE BRING IN THESE GERMAN LOOKALIKES AND THEIR CIRCLES AGAIN.