TO D.C. METRO GHETTOS AND BARRIOS:

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THIS AND THE SOFT TOOTHBRUSH PACKS (12 QTY, FOR $9+ $2 SHIPPING) ARE A GOOD PURCHASE FROM THIS SITE. THEY OFFER FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR FIRST ITEM, AND A MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION VOUCHER FOR EITHER:

WIRED, ESSENCE, VOGUE, ALLURE, OR IN STYLE MAGAZINES. THEY DON'T AUTOMATICALLY RENEW THESE SUBSCRIPTIONS, AND YOU GET A VOUCHER CODE, SO WON'T NEED TO BE GIVING YOUR FINANCIAL INFORMATION TO THE MAGAZINE SITE, AFTER THE TRANSACTION IS FINALIZED AT CHOXIE.COM WEBSITE.

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