Updated: To Feminist, Minority D.E.A. S.O.D.: More Terrorist Stalkers

Fast Cash Pawn prank called my cellphone, and is laundering crack, meth, heroin and Krokodil money for Arvada, Colorado ISIL.

A couple dozen red, white and blue vehicles followed me all the way from Pacific Ocean Market in Westminster to Lakewood an hour ago.

On I-70 Westbound near Arvada, a Maine sedan, dark (black) with Maine license plates ending in "TL" and an Alaskan, dark green Jeep SUV were following me. On W. 10 th Avenue and Kipling next to St. Paul's Church (Episcopal)  in Lakewood, Colorado, a bright blue, Dodge pick-up truck with darkly-tinted, matching truck bed cover, was stalking me. It turned left at St. Paul's, while headed toward the school. The red, white and blue vehicles include another bright red Dodge Ram pickup truck.

These stalkers will all need to be drug tested, by D.E.A. S.O.D. and are part of the ISIL terrorism organizations in Maine, Alaska and Colorado.