To Feminist, Minority N.C.I.S., F.B.I., & D.E.A. S.O.D.:

At 6:35 p.m. on I-76 West, and I-70 all the way to Golden were two suspicious vehicles next to me:

-A black Toyota subcompact convertible, with soft beige top down and white, disabled plates, 911-WTH. There was a black font to the plates with a graphic symbol of a wheelchair in the middle.

-A white truck was with it: Dodge, with camper cover (higher height than normal, two feet higher than truck bed height, with an oblong shape cover at top, also white) with COMTEC custom license plates.

Please take everyone of them and their people into ISIL counter-terrorism interrogators from N.C.I.S., as they're criminally stalking and terrorist signaling in the same area as the other road raging terrorists I've described to you.