Updated: To Feminist, Minority F.B.I.:

Today, at 11:05 a.m., on I-70 Eastbound from W. Colfax Avenue, Lakewood, Colorado I was criminally stalked by:

A red tractor trailer truck, with no trailer, no license plates, or temporary tags

A black SUV, GMC, dark-tinted windows, no temporary tags, or license plates

Four New York sedans, in black, and white sedans

One Missouri sedan (I-70 Eastbound, near Wadsworth Blvd, Arvada)

There are a few 66 license plates, Colorado, and a pattern of white pick up trucks that criminally stalked me this morning, and afternoon also (I-70 Eastbound, near Arvada)

One New Mexico sedan (Highlands Ranch)

A dozen blue cars, some Subaru Imprezas, some Audi sedans, all with extremely dirty license plates (one with a UDALL white, black font oval sticker on the rear, left side, top of the window)

A dozen red sedans, some Subaru Imprezas, with extremely dirty license plates (Highlands Ranch, after leaving Sam's Club, on C-470, at 1 p.m. approximately)

Please bring in everyone (and all of their people, all the way back to year 2001) whom I've previously reported once again, to N.A.A.C.P.-approved, ISIL counter-terrorism interrogators from N.C.I.S.