To All Colorado U.S.D.A., F.D.A., & Department of Wildlife Officials Who Are M.D.'s:

The flocks of wild geese (at 200,000 of them, this year alone) will need to be checked for bird flu in Denver Metro parks. There will need to be an emergency symphosium to keep all the poor   from dying of homelessness. The impoverished geese hunters have to afford the tests, to check and confirm all their wildlife are safe for consumption.