UPDATED: TO ALL DESTINATION WEDDING PLANNERS:

http://experience.usatoday.com/food-and-wine/story/best-of-food-and-wine/2015/07/26/south-dakota-badlands-food-dining/30416509/

BADLANDS NATIONAL PARK, SOUTH DAKOTA BED AND BREAKFASTS NEED DONATIONS OF RATTLESNAKE ANTI-VENOM. PLEASE HOST LUXURY WEDDINGS THERE, TO ASSIST THE POOR, NATIVE AMERICAN, BATTERED FEMALES. IT'S BEST TO PUT RATTLESNAKE ON THE HOLIDAY MENU. 500,000 QTY RATTLESNAKES NEED TO BE CAPTURED FROM BADLANDS NATIONAL PARK, EVERY YEAR, BY AUGUST 19TH.