To All Dam Neck, Virginian Churchgoers:

Bless their rapist souls today, Dam Neck, Virginians, these irreplaceable, cop-killing, corrupt, law enforcement thug friends of theirs need U.S. Navy SEALS' assistance, for defending their civil rights to rape women, maim, attempt to get classified data, beat people who stand in their psychopathic ways and attempt to assassinate the South Vietnamese Army Colonel's daughter.