Updated: To All Minority C.I.A., N.S.A., & CSP Troopers:

In the last two days, I've sighted a dozen vehicles on the side of the highways in Denver Metro (including Westminster areas) with "66," "VV," "ZZ," and "99" terrorist signaling license plates. They need to be re-investigated by CIA K-9 bomb experts. I think they're attempting to kidnap, behead and bomb local law enforcement with these abandoned vehicles that have suspicious license plates.

The "555," "88," and "888" were criminally stalking me today also.

***By the way, I wonder why Rev. Ann Bolson's church was all-Caucasian, except for one "Gita lookalike" in Evergreen, Colorado?***