To Asian-American, Feminist U.S. Navy SEALS & N.C.I.S.:

I have updated my ISIL terrorists' list. Please take everyone in for retinal scanning, comprehensive drug, alcohol testing, anabolic steroids, precursors to testosterone, nuclear bombmaking symptoms and run a fifty year background check on each and every terrorist. They will all need to be brought to a U.S. military tribunal with a death penalty, for attempting to assassinate me.