Friday, February 27, 2015

To N.A.A.C.P., & United Nations:

Please screen, document and hire five million illegal Somalis (within the U.S.) to help train battered, Somali-American women and teenagers in accounting and processing Maine, Alaskan fishing catches, with fair wage, safe, free housing, free clothing, free healthcare, and humane, feminist, working conditions. They will all need to be in an I.B., year-round, free boarding school system, that is bilingual and has free, safe, inclusive 24/7 daycares.

Many are traumatized and require a healthy, well-socialized, friendly, gentle family therapy dog, per four people. It's truly a miracle that they are alive, to become our future Westpoint graduates. Every single, Virginian churchgoer secretly suspects that each of them are possibly the illegitimate children of the U.S. military. Let's all go ahead and give voice to those suspicions. Remember how many multiracial, African-American people are actually related to Thomas Jefferson in D.C. Metro? They're all going to require free resources, and training to become a combat veteran, U.S. President.

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