TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN/FROM D.C. METRO: OPERATION TACKLE AND SHACKLE TERRORISTS:

SAY THIS WITH AN IRANIAN ACCENT:

NOW, IT'S TIME TO WRITE A PLAY ABOUT CAUCASIAN, ISIL GANG-RAPISTS BEING GIVEN SCHOLARSHIPS TO GO PARACHUTING WITH AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES. BY THE END OF THE PLAY, THE N.A.A.C.P. ACTORS WILL BE COVERED IN THE ARTERIAL BLOOD SPRAY FROM EVERY TWO PERCENTER, OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGSTER, IN COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO.