TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS OVER 35:

SINCE HAVING A HEART ATTACK IS PAINFUL, TO SAY THE LEAST, REPEAT THIS TO YOURSELF THREE TIMES IN A ROW, OR WRITE IT DOWN AND REFER TO IT BEFORE EATING:

"IT'S BEST TO ROLL UP VIETNAMESE GOI, RAW, CABBAGE, CARROT SLAW SALAD, COOKED, BONELESS, SKINLESS, CHICKEN BREAST/EXTRA FIRM TOFU, FRESH CILANTRO, FRESH MINT LEAVES, WITH RICE PAPER SUMMER ROLL WRAPPERS. MINCING THE GARLIC CLOVES, FOR NUOC CHAM SAUCE WILL GIVE ME A BETTER FEELING THAN HAVING PIZZA-INDUCED HEALTH PROBLEMS. I CAN BREW A WARM CUP OF FRESHLY-MINCED, GINGER ROOT AND STEVIA TEA INSTEAD."

***A HEART ATTACK WOULD FEEL LIKE BEING RUN OVER IN THE CHEST AREA, BY A MILITARY TANK, FOR A MONTH REPEATEDLY. TYPE II DIABETES CAN LEAD TO AMPUTATION OF MY LEGS. STROKE CAN CAUSE ME TO BE UNABLE TO SPEAK, OR WALK. COLON CANCER CAN CAUSE DEATH, DUE TO LONG-TERM, PIZZA ADDICTION.***