To All Wounded Warriors:

http://www.visitcos.com/bighorn

Hopefully, all the Lakewood, Colorado  impoverished, minorities, including adult, ESL students can be bused down to Colorado Springs for this free, educational, family-friendly event. Also, I hope we can have 25,000 mobile surgical units, 50,000 mobile medical clinics delivered for free there for: confidential prostate exams, blood pressure screening, CBC with Differential, laser vasectomies, HIV and Hepatitis C testing (mobile surgical, medical clinics). 10,000 free, mobile pharmacies are also needed there during the nature center's open hours, that week, to dispense a free year's supply of any necessary medications, including over-the-counter ones.

There are many mobile mammogram clinics for women, however I haven't seen anything similar offered to men, especially in an area with predominantly male, U.S. military service members. Each unit must be staffed with 500,000 E.R. doctors, 100,000 orthopedic surgeons, 10 plastic surgeons, 25 urologists, 100 cardiologists, 100 neurologists, and 50 oncologists, all specializing in U.S. military injuries, trauma, male victims of gang-rape, and stress-related conditions.

Please ensure they're all top-ranking, (in the top 100 of their colleagues, all approved by both Senator John McCain, Secretary of State John Kerry), and only send Harvard Medical surgeons/specialists. Please gather for another class-action lawsuit against the federal government on behalf of our forgotten, neglected, severely abused, injured, traumatized and repeatedly-targeted heroes.

***Also, don't forget to send the local U.S. Marine bases (within a 500,000 mile radius) to retrieve those new mobile, medical units, with those ready-to-deploy, medical providers, for the U.S. Marines' impoverished, enlisted service members and all of their "pregnant," "GLBT" spouses overseas. The units must be bomb-proof, IED-proof, armored, pre-prepared and approved by U.S. Delta Special Forces, for all Middle Eastern (desert, mountain, and urban camouflage) combat conditions.***