TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN CAT LOVERS:

THE MINUTE ANYONE MAKES THEIR BED, OR PREPARES FOR GETTING INTO ONE, CATS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE POISED TO LAUNCH THEIR BODIES UNDERNEATH THE BLANKETS. IT'S LIKE THE KINDERGARTEN PARACHUTE GAME TO THEM. THERE'S A STRAY, SHORT-HAIRED, BLACK, ADULT CAT, APPROXIMATELY 10 POUNDS, THAT NEEDS TO BE FOUND NEAR JEFFERSON COUNTY OPEN SCHOOL IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.