https://www.royal.gov.uk/HistoryoftheMonarchy/KingsandQueensofEngland/TheAnglo-Saxonkings/Overview.aspx
TODAY, PLEASE ATTEMPT TO SURVIVE THE TREK TO BLACKHAWK, CASINOS TO RE-ENACT "BRAVEHEART" AND "GLADIATOR" IN HEBREW. REMEMBER, THIS REQUIRES BLUE FACE PAINT AND TURQUOISE, SEQUINED, SNAKESKIN-PRINT, SCOTTISH KILTS, WITH MOHAWK, OSTRICH FEATHER, GODDESS HEADDRESSES.
THIS NEEDS TO BE A COMEDY SKIT WITH ACTUAL, MMA CAGEFIGHTING, WWF-STYLE. LAUNCH EVERYONE FROM THE CAGE FIGHTING ROPES IN FLYING LEAPS, AND REMEMBER TO THROW IN DRUNKEN MONKEY KUNG FU. THIS HAS TO BE A "NACHO LIBRA" THANKSGIVING SKIT THAT CAN GET ST. JUDE'S RESEARCH HOSPITAL FREE PUBLICITY. EVERY NASCAR FAN NEEDS TO BE CLUTCHING THEIR TURKEY DRUMSTICKS, IN THE AUDIENCE, WITH BLUE FACE PAINT.
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