TO POOR, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

THE MARIE COLLENDER'S, THAWED, BANANA CREAM AND KEY LIME PIES ARE BEST AS THANKSGIVING APPETIZERS. AVOID SERVING GUESTS ANY SAVORY APPETIZERS. USE LOW-FAT WHIPPED CREAM, IN SPRAY CANS, TO "FIX IT" BY ADDING A HALF-FOOT OF WHIPPED CREAM TO THE PIE, BEFORE SLICING IT.

***IF POOR, SPEND MORE MONEY ON THE PIES.***