Friday, November 27, 2015

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS WHO ARE "PRO BONO, WEDDING PLANNERS":

"YOU HAD ME AT BACON ROSES" IS A BETTER SLOGAN FOR A WEDDING CAKE, BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A THREE-TIERED, GROOM'S MINI-CUPCAKE STAND, MADE ENTIRELY OF TURKEY BACON ROSES, DIPPED INTO MEXICAN, SPICY, DARK CHOCOLATE, MOLE SAUCE.

***"FRIES BEFORE GUYS" CAN BE THE BRIDAL CAKE TABLE THEME, WITH CURLY, JACK-IN-THE-BOX-INSPIRED, SWEET POTATO, BAKED FRIES IN EVERY FLAVOR, AND LAYERED INTO EVERY MEXICAN, PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS, WITH TURKEY BACON-WOVEN TACOS, INSTEAD OF TYPICAL BREAD ROLLS.***

***YOU CAN EVEN GIVE OUT KITCHEN MAGNETS, WITH THE BRIDE AND GROOM'S PICS, AND THOSE SLOGANS, IN YOUR THANK-YOU CARDS, AFTER THE HONEYMOON.***

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