Pregnant, High-Altitude/Military Active-Duty Chai Latte

4 cups hot, organic, non-fat, pasteurized, evaporated, condensed milk, unsweetened (from cans)

1/3 cup organic, pasteurized, infant formula

4 cups hot, organic Tazo brand, decaffeinated, vanilla chai latte (waxed cartons)

1 cup melted, organic, reduced-fat, vanilla bean gelato ice cream, fair-wage, stevia-sweetened, pasteurized, from a local, small, organic goat dairy

2 TBL organic stevia powder, or to taste

Directions:

Mix it together in a blender. Serve with reduced-fat whipped cream, and an organic vanilla bean, extra-long.