If we order anything in Colorado that's camouflage print for our children, women and teens it will make us look like heathens to those terrible New York, corporate executives that control us and continually pink slip or disenfranchise our military and veteran communities.
We need to wear more L.L. Bean looking clothing, to update our image for those posh, non-veteran, Yankee Democrats who control those Ivy League scholarships for our impoverished, high school teenagers. Everyone who has hunting lodge home decor should turn it into a yoga studio, with Zen Buddhism, feng shui decor. Please, for the federal funding and scholarships, hide your bearskin rugs and NRA bumper stickers.
Give out free Toyota Prius cars to the veteran law enforcement community and pastel, pink, button up, oxford shirts and pink ties to them. Offer them free, ballroom dancing lessons. We need to revamp their image, or we won't get more federal funding, new shotguns, rifles, ammunition and police SUVs for next year. They need free, tailored, single-breasted, formal suits and tuxedos by Ralph Lauren.
We need to organize an MMA Law Enforcement Fundraiser between Colorado military veterans and New York Democrats also. I'm hoping the veterans are able to win. The tickets can sell as long as we include an organic, eco-friendly, Four Seasons international tapas/h'ors d'oeuvres menu, with French champagne (Dom Perignon), not a standard barbecue one.
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