To Feminist, Female, Asian-American F.B.I., & N.C.I.S.:

Dear Feminist, Minority F.B.I., a few months ago, I saw and heard some young, Aryan-looking, Caucasian man verbally abusing Ashley, my (pregnant, at the time) next-door neighbor. Please bring them into N.C.I.S., for interrogation, as they may escalate more violence and send uniformed, Caucasian, male, corrupt and/or inpersonating police agents to criminally stalk, harasss, abuse, rob me, interrogate me about my Top Secret U.S. Navy, military work, illegally car search me, and break and enter into my property/home.