To D.C. Metro African-American, Female Athletes:

If you're an Asian-American homemaker from the D.C. Metro, African-American community, attending school on your Navy College Fund, at Red Rocks Community College, with a Caucasian, steroidal, stalking, ex-con, male professor from New Jersey, who brags about his love for Tupac, and his African-American, male, football player friends, don't forget to tolerate comparisons to Thai prostitutes and Asian "porn stars." That's part of RRCC's celebrated "feminist" cuture in Lakewood, Colorado.