To Feminist, Minority F.B.I., N.C.I.S., & D.E.A. S.O.D.:

Audrey Pettis is criminally stalking me again via texts to my cellphone. She enjoys drinking heavily, popping opiates, and other drugs. She also road rages, is a pedophile, drives recklessly near little children in Front Royal, on D.C. Metro highways and speeds. The Pettis family have large amounts of illegal drugs, pedophiles, child abusers, venomous snakes, hunting rifles, weapons, and U.S. Marine military training.