NRA Squirrel Gun Safes & Bubonic Plague Testing Fundraiser Needed In Appalachia

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2014/08/22/colorado-health-officials-warn-plague-small-game/

Bubonic plague risks in Colorado squirrels also. See link above.

http://www.justgamerecipes.com/inxsqi.html

All these recipes for squirrel, but how about bubonic plague-free, squirrel corndogs, lasagna, pizza, and nuggets (like chicken nuggets)? See if California Pizza Kitchen executives (feminist, minority, from poor themselves) can re-create all their menu recipes using bubonic plague-free, squirrel meat, as an Appalachian  fundraiser.

The local school children should be the food cooking judges, since they're all malnourished, sickened by rabid bats, tularemia-infected, wild rabbits, as a result of everyone in those D.C. power circles. Obviously no one should be illegally hunting, but for the poor, they need to have bilingual literacy that's free, in hunting laws, and safety.

If they're not going to hire Appalachians for Secret Service positions, then it's time to go to another class-action lawsuit, with NRA law firms. That way, we can afford year-round, feminist, I.B., bilingual, free, boarding schools for our Appalachian orphans.

Let's gather up for another lawsuit every single week at Appalachian churches until this happens. Also, see if the Secret Service has any sticker badges, because the poor children will need those. Try to gather up all U.S. federal agencies' sticker badges, for the NRA to distribute, as they lead those gun safety seminars.

***By the way, for the poor Appalachian children, why not host an NRA, bilingual,  squirrel trapping and cooking contest every year? There the NRA can lead child-friendly, squirrel gun safety (safes, locks) seminars, and sign all the children up for a Social Security card, and Headstart school photo ID. In order to protect the poor, and prevent human trafficking, let's all celebrate down home, Appalachian cuisine, which includes squirrel meat, together, as an inclusive community.***

Don't forget to ask the NRA-friendly governors to give out NRA-logo'ed, gun safes, locks, reflective, fluorescent orange, winter coats and hats in bulk, along with squirrel calling devices to our poor Appalachian children of all ages. The best squirrel calling devices are the type that make chattering noises, with a wheezing sound at the end, according to this link:

http://triblive.com/mobile/6952942-96/squirrels-squirrel-hunters

(Hopefully some governors personally understand what hunting and fishing involves, since I'm not an actual hunting- or fishing-literate individual).