To Feminist, Minority F.B.I., N.C.I.S., & D.E.A. S.O.D.:

David Lawrence Thorne admitted in person, in class to me, that he knew the previous owners of the house I lived in, and was criminally stalking me with them. The male, U.S. Army veteran, who previously owned the house was pretending to be married to a Caucasian, blonde woman during the house tour. At the sale (title company signing in Aurora, Colorado, Stewart Title), he was with a different, brunette, Caucasian woman though. They said they were relocating to Illinois, near St. Louis, Missouri area. He was interested in becoming an attorney.